Editor’s note: The following story is part of Xpress’ annual Humor Issue. None of the events reported on in the article are real. This is a satirical piece that is not meant to be taken seriously.
From Bud Light to Stella Artois, the best Super Bowl LIX beer commercials had one thing in common. Cracking open a cold one came with a side of laughter. While one side soared as their team flapped ...