You are a capable, functioning adult. Then a new office rule comes down that suggests you can't be trusted with more than two personal items on your desk. This is the soul-crushing, baffling moment of ...

So we headed out on a windy, rainy day for Never-Ending Soup, Salad, and Breadsticks. “This combo is in your blood,” I told them, reminiscing about those secret lunch dates two decades ago. They ...