OK, I’m back. I’m really enjoying these drums, as they enhance the dreamlike atmosphere evoked by the acoustic guitars in ...
This week's 'Do I Suck?' comes from a disturbed fan who doesn't feel like they can listen to a band anymore because of a lot ...
Dave Mustcomplain here. Listen. I may have lost myself for a bit during my review of the new Archgoat album, and that’s okay. Doreen and I went down to Faith Lutheran and talked to Pastor Mark, and ...
Hi everybody, Dave Mustcomplain here. Fair warning before I do this review: I’ve had a real bummer of a week. First off, my shitting wife Doreen capped me off at three Busch Lights a week on account ...
Smokey Goretooth here, clocking in with a new “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks’ version of “Am I The Asshole?” where we take real life horror stories and bring them to our readers to decide if the OP sucks ...
OK, I just got back from the MetalSucks office, and some words were exchanged regarding my displeasure over the albums they’ve been having me cover as of late. Things got a little heated, and I’ll ...
MondaySucks is MetalSucks brand new weekly column on Mondays, written by your favorite goblin comedian, John Goblikon. For years, battles have been waged inside the music world: Pop vs. Rock’n’roll, ...
The men and women of Jackass have done some insanely dumb things. Countless things involving butts and balls and bears (the animal kind) that result in bodily harm for people’s enjoyment have made up ...
This past Friday was a dream that so many of us probably wish we could’ve experienced in real time. The lucky sons-o’-bitches who were at Queens of the Stone Age‘s set on April 24 at the Joshua Tree ...
Let’s start out by saying that we do NOT stan, or really even like, Live Nation over here (who the hell does?), but, just like last time, we feel like this is a pretty good deal worth sharing. The ...
Another day, another creep to call out. Can Slam Dunk Festival founder Ben Ray please come to the front? You’ve got some explaining to do. Yesterday, British actress and showgirl Jenny Miller blasted ...
It’s beginning to sound like new Baroness is on the horizon, as the band gets ready to head into the studio this summer. Details surrounding the sludge metal band’s seventh album and follow up to 2023 ...